Hanr3
2/26/2007 1:00:04 PM
Man who run in front of car get tired.
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Man who run behind car get exhausted.
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Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.
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Man with one chopstick go hungry.
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Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.
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Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
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Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.
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War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.
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Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.
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Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
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It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.
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Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.
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Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
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Man who live in glass house should change cl
splat
2/26/2007 1:13:18 PM
He who go to bed with itchy ass, wake up with stinky finger.
BigGreenMonster
2/26/2007 1:28:07 PM
Man who go to bed with sex problem on the mind wake up with solution on hand.
quote:
He who go to bed with itchy ass, wake up with stinky finger.
Now thats just plain nasty.
Chevy Lover
2/26/2007 1:53:50 PM
That's just way to funny to read them all in one sitting.
Paddle_grl
2/26/2007 10:16:57 PM
now that's some good advice
davtak
2/27/2007 12:04:23 AM
Man who drop watch in toilet have crappy time
rabbit0102030
2/27/2007 8:12:59 AM
Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.
Passionate kiss like spider's web, soon lead to undoing of fly.
I think paddle might be rubbin' off on me, cause that was DIRTY!
Chevy Lover
2/27/2007 5:32:32 PM
Man who dies with most toys, still dies.
Paddle_grl
2/27/2007 9:04:37 PM
quote:
ORIGINAL: rabbit0102030
Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.
Passionate kiss like spider's web, soon lead to undoing of fly.
I think paddle might be rubbin' off on me, cause that was DIRTY!
no see there's a different in my dirty...I don't just lay it all out...I use innuendo's and creative inconspicuous statements that people just read in to....so don't even make the statement that I'm rubbing off on you.....until you develop a certain level of tact. lol!
rabbit0102030
2/27/2007 9:16:36 PM
Ahh, but you see, that was inconspicuous. It means exactly what it says, but can be taken in a dirty way! Now if I wanted to be outright dirty I could use this one:
Panties not best thing on earth, but next to best thing on earth!
LOL! OK so maybe it's not you rubbing off on me, maybe I'm just a bad, dirty boy!
blazinloud
2/27/2007 10:40:11 PM
whoa....this thread is messed.....and splat took mine
davtak
2/27/2007 10:57:02 PM
Man who tell one too many lightbulb jokes get burned out.
Man who drive like hell bound to get there.
Man who sit in tack get point.
Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.
Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.
Man who lay woman on ground get piece on earth.
Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.
Better to be pissed off than pissed on.
Couple on 7-day honeymoon make whole week.
Girl who sit on jockeys lap get hot tip.
Girl who sits on Judge's lap get honorable discharge.
Lady who go camping must beware of evil intent.
Man who keep feet firmly on ground have trouble putting on pants.
He who run behind bus get exhausted.
Man who leap off cliff jump to conclusion.
Man who smoke pot choke on handle.
Man with tight trousers is pressing his luck.
