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RE: Cheating GF - 10/29/2007 1:21:14 AM   
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Boy did i fall face first into that one, thanks for pointing that out lol.

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RE: Cheating GF - 10/29/2007 10:24:55 AM   
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You can have her if you want her, realize the bills go with her.

Just remember that Girlfriend 2.0 does not interact well with Wife 1.0. There is typically a system failure.


Ya know, curb feelers will prevent that curb rash pimpboy.

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RE: Cheating GF - 10/30/2007 4:42:46 AM   
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LOL....when I first read the title of the thread I was thinking, "Oh man, not another personal issue aired in the forums", but man, that was a good one.

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RE: Cheating GF - 10/30/2007 3:04:00 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: Hanr3

You can have her if you want her, realize the bills go with her.

Just remember that Girlfriend 2.0 does not interact well with Wife 1.0. There is typically a system failure.


Ya know, curb feelers will prevent that curb rash pimpboy.



Wife (any version) Usually also has compatibility issues with any money spent on toys, lol

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RE: Cheating GF - 10/30/2007 3:20:24 PM   
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damn it...This is the third time I have fallen for this lol...last time was on a motorcycle website I visit :)

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RE: Cheating GF - 10/30/2007 7:04:28 PM   
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That's alright, some are just slower then others. 

WE got a cat that runs across the house to jump into a window. took it three attempts to realize the window was closed and thus no room on the ledge for her to sit.


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RE: Cheating GF - 10/30/2007 7:34:44 PM   
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haha thats pretty great didn't see that coming at all lol

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RE: Cheating GF - 10/30/2007 7:36:36 PM   
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Sounds like your saying 88jimmah has less brains than your cat? Never took cats for smart animals, my dog loves cats too!

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RE: Cheating GF - 10/30/2007 8:35:43 PM   
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A young guy from Alberta moves to Vancouver and goes to a big "everything under one roof" department store looking for a job.

The Manager says, "Do you have any sales experience?"

The kid says "Yeah. I was a salesman back in Alberta ."

Well, the boss liked the kid and gave him the job. "You start tomorrow. I'll come down after we close and see how you did. His first day on the job was rough, but he got through it. After the store was locked up, the boss came down. "How many customers bought something from you today?

The kid says "one".

The boss says "Just one? Our sales people average 20 to 30 customers a day. How much was the sale for?"

The kid says "$101,237.65".

The boss says "$101,237.65? What the heck did you sell?"

The kid says, "First, I sold him a small fish hook. Then I sold him a medium fishhook. Then I sold him a larger fishhook.

Then I sold him a new fishing rod. Then I asked him where he was going fishing and he said down the coast, so I told him he was going to need a boat, so we went down to the boat department and I sold him a twin engine Chris Craft. Then he said he didn't think his Honda Civic would pull it, so I took him down to the automotive department and sold him that 4x4 Expedition."

The boss said "A guy came in here to buy a fish hook and you sold him a BOAT and a TRUCK?"

The kid said "No, the guy came in here to buy Tampons for his wife, and I said, "Dude, your weekend's shot. You should go fishing."

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RE: Cheating GF - 10/30/2007 10:19:17 PM   
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RE: Cheating GF - 10/31/2007 9:54:14 AM   
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RE: Cheating GF - 11/5/2007 6:16:38 AM   
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LOL!!!  That is just great!  And here I was reading it like... awe poor guy!  D'oh!!  

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RE: Cheating GF - 11/10/2007 7:28:32 AM   
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lol


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RE: Cheating GF - 11/10/2007 5:30:57 PM   
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RE: Cheating GF - 11/10/2007 5:39:53 PM   
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I cant stop laughing at that one blazin_jason too funny lmao!!!!!!

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RE: Cheating GF - 11/10/2007 8:46:47 PM   
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OMG... that is so frickn funny. 


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RE: Cheating GF - 11/11/2007 12:01:33 AM   
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That was good.  I was expecting the same as frikinnuts though.  SMASH!!!... right into your blazer.  Thats about the time things would get ugly.  Take the girl but never...never touch my truck!

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