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BobTheBlazer -> Weird Siblings, do any of you have one? (6/17/2008 3:25:21 PM)

Okay let''''s hear stories about weird siblings...I don''''t wanna be the only one with a seriously strange sibling.

My brother is 25 and has always been a little weird. I just got off the phone with him (he lives on a canal in Florida) and he SWEARS up and down that one day he was throwing bread into the canal to feed the ducks, and a MERMAID swam up and started eating the bread. Now he says the mermaid comes up every night and he feeds her hotdogs and bread. My brother is freakin'''' weird!

And before you ask, no, he doesn''''t take drugs, he gets tested often at work, but yeah, he drinks....probably alot, LOL.

And for those of you that are visual...here''''s a pic of him with his wife and kid....looks a bit retarded, doesn''''t he?

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Zasder -> RE: Weird Siblings, do any of you have one? (6/17/2008 4:32:11 PM)

Maybe he started taking shrums? you get some weird thoughts!

Swain -> RE: Weird Siblings, do any of you have one? (6/18/2008 1:26:13 PM)

I''m questioning him not being on drugs and saying that lol, crazy!

cliro -> RE: Weird Siblings, do any of you have one? (6/18/2008 2:14:09 PM)

I have a twin brother, and we always say weird sh** to each other.

Paddle_grl -> RE: Weird Siblings, do any of you have one? (6/18/2008 5:48:07 PM)

My brother is perfect....he has never done a thing wrong in his life...if he were to get caught with a bloody knife with his fingerprints on it...standing over a dead body....I''d be charged with the muder....he''s that perfect...oh...so......perfect..........................[:'(]

BobTheBlazer -> RE: Weird Siblings, do any of you have one? (6/18/2008 9:01:24 PM)

Unfortunately the pic I posted doesn''t show up unless you click it. Make sure you do, cuz MAN it brings it all home, he looks INSANE in this pic! Actually he had just woke up and had stayed up late hanging out with the family the night before.

And NO he doesn''t do ''shrooms. His job is really strict about drug testing, they do it quite often. Actually if I recall correctly my brother got onto his wife for smoking pot, so no, I don''t think he does any drugs. He''s just always been nuts. He used to chase me and my mom around with his wee-wee just to make us laugh...he is truly one in a million.

CarolinaHawk -> RE: Weird Siblings, do any of you have one? (6/19/2008 3:03:56 PM)

I am the wierd sibling in my family.

TripleBlackBlazer -> RE: Weird Siblings, do any of you have one? (6/19/2008 5:48:11 PM)

Wow, nice first post!

And my contribution?  Yes I do...

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neo71665 -> RE: Weird Siblings, do any of you have one? (6/19/2008 6:15:10 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Paddle_grl

My brother is perfect....he has never done a thing wrong in his life...if he were to get caught with a bloody knife with his fingerprints on it...standing over a dead body....I''''d be charged with the muder....he''''s that perfect...oh...so......perfect..........................[:'(]


Same way with me and my little brother.
quote:

ORIGINAL: CarolinaHawk

I am the wierd sibling in my family.


Me too, prolly why the above statement is true, lol.


BobTheBlazer -> RE: Weird Siblings, do any of you have one? (6/19/2008 7:56:41 PM)

Gary....care to elaborate? Tell us something weird sibling has said/done?

TripleBlackBlazer -> RE: Weird Siblings, do any of you have one? (6/19/2008 8:04:07 PM)

Hahaha, I thought the picture was enough to convince.  How about:

"Have you ever pooped so bad you need to take a shower to clean it up?"

Brother: "Do you have $700?"
Me: "No."
Brother: "Not even close?"
Me: "No."
Brother: "Oh, ''cause there''s a truck around here just like mine but it''s a shortbed and it''s bagged and he wants $700 for it."
Me: "Ok..."
Brother: "You should buy it."

Most recent phone conversation:
Me: "What are you up to tonight?"
Brother: "Perfecting my zombie walk."
Me: "What?!?!?"

BobTheBlazer -> RE: Weird Siblings, do any of you have one? (6/19/2008 8:10:39 PM)

Wow Gary, I wondered what would happen if we got my brother and your brother together...would more than likely be highly entertaining, or world-shattering!

TripleBlackBlazer -> RE: Weird Siblings, do any of you have one? (6/19/2008 8:11:54 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: BobTheBlazer
Wow Gary, I wondered what would happen if we got my brother and your brother together...would more than likely be highly entertaining, or world-shattering!

Wondered, like past tense?  Like you have already done thought about our brothers meeting and what that would entail?





Kinda creepy.

BobTheBlazer -> RE: Weird Siblings, do any of you have one? (6/19/2008 8:23:43 PM)

Ummm no...that''s 2 week long tension headache talking...sorry. I''ve been a lil off today. Hell, who am I kidding, I''m off EVERY day!

Scooterewski -> RE: Weird Siblings, do any of you have one? (6/25/2008 2:23:10 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: TripleBlackBlazer

Hahaha, I thought the picture was enough to convince.  How about:

"Have you ever pooped so bad you need to take a shower to clean it up?"

Brother: "Do you have $700?"
Me: "No."
Brother: "Not even close?"
Me: "No."
Brother: "Oh, ''''cause there''''s a truck around here just like mine but it''''s a shortbed and it''''s bagged and he wants $700 for it."
Me: "Ok..."
Brother: "You should buy it."

Most recent phone conversation:
Me: "What are you up to tonight?"
Brother: "Perfecting my zombie walk."
Me: "What?!?!?"

Wellllll...I perfected my zombie walk YEARS ago...and I always shower after I "POOP"...I call it the triple "S".. S*&t Shower and Shave... Guess I''m the weird sibling in my fam, lmao!

BobTheBlazer -> RE: Weird Siblings, do any of you have one? (6/26/2008 6:14:19 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Scooterewski
Wellllll...I perfected my zombie walk YEARS ago...and I always shower after I "POOP"...I call it the triple "S".. S*&t Shower and Shave... Guess I''''m the weird sibling in my fam, lmao!


Can ya believe I''m the normal sibling in mine? Yeah I know....SCARY!

kiwiblazer -> RE: Weird Siblings, do any of you have one? (6/26/2008 10:04:59 PM)

If you''re talking wierd, I''m number 2 of 3. The youngest (I''ve not seen for somewhere around 25 years) has always been & I believe still is, a member of the Hells Angels in South Africa & has had many run in''s with the law in his younger years.
The oldest (I''ve not seen him since 1992) is somewhere in England & is & has always been, very religious & very involved with the church.
I''m somewhere in the middle (the "normal one"????)

And in case you''re wondering why we have''nt communicated in all these years....would you?.

blazinrebel -> RE: Weird Siblings, do any of you have one? (6/26/2008 11:42:16 PM)

i havent perfected my zombie walk but i have perfected the watermelon crawl haha. (anybody who listens to country understands) but the weirdest thing about my sister is that she only likes black guys?!?!?! i rock the conferderate flag on my truck and my dad is the same way. i dont unerstand it at all. confuse me to no end!!!

Paddle_grl -> RE: Weird Siblings, do any of you have one? (6/27/2008 6:12:28 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: blazinrebel

i havent perfected my zombie walk but i have perfected the watermelon crawl haha. (anybody who listens to country understands) but the weirdest thing about my sister is that she only likes black guys?!?!?! i rock the conferderate flag on my truck and my dad is the same way. i dont unerstand it at all. confuse me to no end!!!


Well duh! Thats an easy one....Rebellion! You wouldn''t even believe how many tattoo''d, long haired, freaks I found to bring home to dad. Allways an amusing good time! Thank heaven for little girls!

BobTheBlazer -> RE: Weird Siblings, do any of you have one? (6/29/2008 7:56:32 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Paddle_grl
Well duh! Thats an easy one....Rebellion! You wouldn''''t even believe how many tattoo''''d, long haired, freaks I found to bring home to dad. Allways an amusing good time! Thank heaven for little girls!


Or you could be like me and bring a tattooed HUSBAND with 11 holes in one ear and his lip pierced home to meet your ultra-religious father. It wasn''t because of his ultra-religion, it was just because sometimes, well, most of the time, he can be such a bunghole!

  

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